Riddle Help?

Jeff Frizzell: lol....'guess her butt was good for something afterall' thought the old man after sending the fax.

Jorge Gerrero: if black people took pills to become white then that would solve many world problems.

Mark Hovanes: An elderly couple were on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard. They searched for days and couldn't find her, so the captain sent the old man back to shore with the promise that he would notify him as soon as they found something. Three weeks went by and finally the old man got a fax from the boat. It read: "Sir, sorry to inform you, we found your wife dead at the bottom of the ocean. We hauled her up to the deck and attached to her butt was an oyster and in it was a pearl worth $50,000 . please advise." The old man faxed back: "Send me the pearl and re-bait the trap."...Show more

Mario Stricklan: impressive one! del! iver greater such in... take a action picture star from me + ********************** Do u be attentive to there is another significant guy in a womans lifestyles...... THE WASHERMAN (who washes clothing) / the laundry guy who asks a woman,....... ... ... ... ... ... ... " do away with all your clothing AND tell ME while ought to I COME.... in the night OR throughout sunlight hours?"

Shelley Stevens: gotta love the french

Gus Leiby: Because he got tired of your silly riddles

Jill Thomer: I loved it...... short, clean, funny and refreshingly new ....more please

Carmina Stickney: it was good joke. i doubt if there is any old man who feels about his life long partner like this. neither do i think there is any woman for that matter!

Shan Lanen: yea its a story with holes i heard one just like this but it was pelican soup but it was so long ago i dont remember what it was

Manie Labat: Then after that the blacks that took the pill would have mone! y and be smart...well us white taxpayers can dream right.

Betsey Copp: This was a good joke ...keep it up dear ..

Blair Abdi: This joke confuses me....since when do old people know how to successfully operate a fax machine?? ;P Cute joke!

Vickie Sterbenz: people would then have to re-analyze themselves to an extent. they would have to recognize why they are making such remarks concerning other races- and cultures- of which they have no knowlede of. because then, you might just offend the whole world...people would have to more or less keep their mouths shut because you could just wake up dead. ;-)

Michal Semple: good idea to abolish racism

Rubi Romo: A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt comes to his table and asks, "What would you like, sir?" He looks at the menu and then scans her beautiful frame top to bottom, then answers, "A quickie." The waitress turns and walks away in disgust. After she regains her! composure she returns and asks again, "What would you like, sir?" Again the man thoroughly checks her out and again answers, "A quickie, please." This time her anger takes over, she reaches over and slaps him across the face with a resounding "SMACK!" and storms away. A man sitting at the next table leans over and whispers, "Um, Pal, I think it's pronounced 'quiche'."...Show more

Myriam Hetjonk: well, it would confuse people as to who is what colour.and rhay, how can you wake up dead, lol.cos if u think bout it, racist wont be able to call black people any racist names, because they may have been white!good one

Curt Broadhead: there is more to the riddle he pulled up in a boat and left his wife in the boat for a minute to go and order food...answer: when he figured out they ran out of meat he shot himself b/c they chopped up his wife and put her in the soup...he had no reason to live...

Myesha Zerbe: Actually, I think this would be a joke on God more than! anybody else. Why stop at black and white? I get so many compliments! when I wear the color blue...apparently it brings out my eyes.

Felicitas Phildor: That's a good one

Bud Espenshade: LolThat's like the old woman who went on a ferry boat to an island on 2 weeks holiday.Her little dog was running around the deck when it accidentally fell overboard, she asked the Captain to stop the ship, but there was no sign of her little dog.So she spent a miserable holiday crying for her little dog, but when she returned from her holiday, guess what was sitting at her front door step?.....The wee dog?...No... It was 14 pints of milk, she forgot to cancel it....Show more

Jorge Detlefs: hahah star good one :]

Francis Stickle: Joke will be on black people only. Black people if they become dirty, they will be as they were. But if white people become dirty, they will become black.

Cliff Jacoby: hmm... that cant be good :)

Kristina Brockwell: I would have to say, because since it was the best he couldn't get any better, a! nd decided that was it for him.

Denna Prudente: gold digger ahhh!!!!

Sherri Drakos: Well, obviously anyone who orders pelican soup is mentally unstable...

Merna Fauset: only one jokes and riddles

Benny Stehno: Hahahahaha.Love it. That was delightful.:)

Arden Strachn: wow even steve perry can come up with a better joke

Scot Sepulbeda: It could be reversed too. Where white people took the pill to turn black. What if this was something that happened all over the world over night? How weird would this be? What would happen to racisim? Can't call a white person black if he ain't black right? That would really mess with white racists minds. And vice versa if white people turned black right? Weird thought isn't it?

Tyler Burkman: Just put it under Jokes and Riddles.The best friend killed the wife to make the soup, and the husband was saddened so he killed himself.

Luis Mellon: haha

Buster Buchko: this would be going against ma! ny many human rights. I just happy with what I am, as are many black pe! ople who have no desire to turn white. on another note, people who perform hate crimes.... they should be spend a year in the life of the race they hated to better understand things. This can be done.

Barrett Alosa: Love it every one need a little quiche some times ..... big star..

Hwa Waterford: why would you care after your dead?? its not like it ended up that he killed her

Heidy Fujikake: Bull s.h.i.t. you can't give out extra points.

Carolynn Testani: Yea, actually I was thinking in terms of abolishing racism when I thought this up. Thanks.

Dick Maisenbacher: because he was on a boat when it inked and they were abondoned so then hes blind so when he ate pelicann soup it was really hiswife and he now ealize d he ate his wifde

Faviola Dewire: wow what a question

Davis Zou: its called a" story with holes."lol my 6th grade teacher used to do them with usi think the answer is something along the lines of he was once a ship mate and g! ot stranded on an island. he was given pelican soup and liked it. something like he was at the restautrant and somehow he figured out he had eaten his shipmate or something like thatloll (:can i have those extra points now (:...Show more

Cortez Badolato: Have you been up all night?

Idell Syed: hahaha......clever old man.........funny one.......LMAO

Maurice Breuning: becuase the sop was discusting and he lied to the man

Ginny Trickett: xD